jane's definitions

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003

Tish

A polite version of Cuntish.

Having an animal on a lead - Now that's TISH!

Going to a tea shop and ordering a cream horn - NOW THAT'S TISH!

GET IT!

by Jane May 13, 2005

Mormon

a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person

Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!

by jane May 13, 2005

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

Hugo Weaving

Ooooh Hugoooo...
He's a walking orgasm... '
and he's a fab. actor!
that's rare these days...

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo

by Jane February 3, 2004