craplosion

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005
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Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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velocicraptor

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole
by jamie sommers October 18, 2005
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crapisms

This books is filled with crapisms.
by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005
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crapolantern

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005
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crapometer

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.
by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005
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