jamie sommers's definitions

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

velocicraptor

voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004