15 definitions by jamie sommers

craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

crapslide

The residual trail left in the bowl

I went to the bathroom and saw this nasty crapslide

by jamie sommers July 23, 2004

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by jamie sommers July 23, 2004

craplosion

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

by jamie sommers October 17, 2005

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by jamie sommers July 28, 2004

crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

by jamie sommers July 28, 2004