james thurmus's definitions

l.i.e.

long island expressway
people fuck on the sevice roads nigga!

welcome to my cockle

by James Thurmus July 15, 2003

chinx

s chinese assplnt

lemt lt lick my cack

by james thurmus July 11, 2003

jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys

i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.

by james thurmus July 11, 2003

Bolza

the process of sticking your penis or penis substitute into the ear of a submitted partner.

try it

by james thurmus July 1, 2003

Fat File

a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.

Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.

by James Thurmus July 1, 2003

hj

A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.

pump pump pull...ohhhh......all over your moms fuck sac

by James Thurmus September 25, 2003

Terminator

THE GOVERnator!

arnold yeahhhh....

by James Thurmus October 12, 2003