james lowe's definitions

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by James Lowe September 13, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

leet talk

Out-of-date talk made by 40 year old virgins who live with thier mom and play Counter-Strike all day.

leet talk contains numbers to replace letters similar to what they look like.

Such as "Teh Fuxx0r", "j00 n00b", "411 y0ur b45s R B-long t0 u5" and B1ll G4t3s"

dont get me wrong, i love CS, but i despise leet talk and im no where near as nerdy as this.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Lil' Jon

The King of Crunkiness..The onlt rap artist that has rap that I'll actually listen to..This bitch is cool!

To the Windows!! TO THE WALLS!! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

Solid Snake

A character whom supposedly "infiltrates" as his job. When Metal Gear Solid is an action game, you can basically go in and shoot everything all to hell... I dont call this an infiltration game, oh yeah.. and Solid Snake is a Sam Fisher wanna be, even though Sam Fisher came out later.

I'd rather Splinter Cell it than Solid Snake it.

by James Lowe March 6, 2005

infinite

Said to last forever or for an extremely long time, usually consisting of numbers or trhe universe's size

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is infinite..i think

by James Lowe October 20, 2004