elephantidus

when a part on your body swells upto about 50x its normal size.

that guy had elephantidus on his balls and they hang down to his feet and are as wide as a beechball!

by James March 11, 2003

mosha

most peopole think all moshas hate all townies but they dont they just hate the people who slag us all off when they dont even know us. Moshas dont follow a trend they jus do what they want and arnt worried if other people dont like it.

Townie:OI mish mosh wash your hair
Mosha: laghs gives the townie the fing and walks off.

by James June 19, 2004

steak pattie

a dumbass motherfucker who doesn't know a damn thing but how to wash their ass and lick their shit

Steven is such a steak pattie

by James October 07, 2003

pyramid scheme

illegal money-making arrangement where great wealth is promised, usually in a relatively short period of time.
very few people, if anyone, end up making any money, and in fact end up GIVING money in their vain hope of striking it rich.

there are many organizations which are, in reality,legalized versions of the pyramid scheme - Amway is probably the most well known and has been around the longest.

by James January 22, 2004

shrub

A bush; numerous other meanings. Sometimes, short for shrubbery.

There's a shrub growing in my best friend's front yard.

by James November 11, 2003

Calico

Actually Calico is a U.S. weapons manufacturer. The weapon you are thinking of is the model 950 which is made by Calico. It uses a two part roller rocker bolt with a cylinder style magazine sitting on top. It usually holds 50 rounds however a 100 round version is available. Another close cousin to the model 950 is the 960A which is a submachine gun version which fires from a closed bolt position and is approximately twice the 950's length. Both weapons use the same magazine however.

People better stop getting their definitions of Calico from 50cent songs.

by James February 21, 2007

ninji

Plural form of the word "Ninja"

the pleuthera ninja hoarde screamed "The Virginias" as they tip over porta potties.,,...

by james July 18, 2004