james's definitions

angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by James January 25, 2004

mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

by James October 31, 2003

spoo

I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".

"My spoo has too much fleem"

(after the meeting)

"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."

by james July 15, 2004

Nigggger

An awesome chick from Australia known as Be Anchor and Bee/B.

She also knows of teh round one aka as Linda Kendall and fat shit. :)

B ish/was a sekzee nigger. <3 </3

B jo0 nig63r and Bee jo0 niggaw.

by James July 6, 2004

sick party

A bunch of friends sitting around, wearing those doctor masks or whatever...because theyre sick, and going out in public would be inconsiderate

instead of going to school today, my friends and i had a sick party

by james December 15, 2003

butterface

too much makeup.. they use a paint roller to apply

Jane buttered herself for John's visit hoping to hunch him

by James March 28, 2003

Glastonbury

The best music fesitval in the world.

Have you got a ticket for Glastonbury?

by James April 19, 2004