james's definitions

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

eagle wings

When you fuck a woman with her legs as wide as possible

Are you flexible?
Yeah
Lets do eagle wings

by james March 10, 2003

blazed

see wordwasted/word, wordbombed/word, wordsmashed/word

I was smoking tomato leaves, but I was so blazed already I didn't notice

by James September 8, 2003

wankel

Name - Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

by James October 20, 2003

walmarted

To close down or cease operations due to being crushed by a larger, more powerful rival, usually due to the rival's unfair competitive advantage.

Bob's Hardware was walmarted out of existence.

by James August 23, 2004

nockers

Refered to breasts. rack

Look at the nockers on her!

by James February 19, 2005

Honeyslut

A term used to describe a young babe (female) who appears to be slightly slutty, yet not over doing it. Highly attractive female who would probably do you if you worked her.

Check out that honeyslut, she probably wants it now.

by James March 29, 2003