cock eyes

A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.

Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.

by james March 16, 2005

awooga

The default sound one makes upon finding a large, long tube of some sort, ie a poster tube, (in large cases) a carpet tube.

Pick up a tube, and shout "Awoooooooooooga!" down it very loud.

by James June 15, 2004

Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004

bleh

The thing that all cartoon vampires, and some who aren't cartoons, have to say

"Bleh! Bleh! I'm going to suck your blood!" said the vampire.

by james April 15, 2003

dirtball

A useless Mexican who lives in California and works for less than minimum wage.

The beaners who mow my lawn are dirtballs.

by James January 25, 2005

Servant of The Night

a wet dream.

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.

by James January 23, 2004

It'll gitcha

A reply to a statemnet whenever a situation becomes out of control or crazy. (It will get you)

-Did you see that broad.
reply: It'll gitcha.
-He drank 13 quarts of Olde English.
reply: It'll gitcha.

by James September 22, 2003