jake's definitions

poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

by Jake May 2, 2004

navalstench

the odor that develops from ones belly button when not cleaned properly.

by Jake November 8, 2003

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

go fishing

Go fishing is a way to say hand job.

Mike: Will you go fishing this weekend?
Sarah: Not with you.

by Jake May 13, 2005

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

i2hub

A P2P program available on certain college capuses. Because it connects students on a network, it allows for super-fast transfers.

"Dude! I just downloaded Boondock Saints from i2hub in like, seven minutes! Schweet!"

by Jake February 17, 2005

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 17, 2005