jake's definitions

movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.

I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.

by Jake March 26, 2004

Eifel 65

shit shit shit
pure shit

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously

by jake November 20, 2004

jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.

by Jake November 8, 2003

fab 5

The amazing group of michagan wolverine basketball players such as;

juwan howard, chris webber, jalen rose,

the fab 5's best player is chris webber (healthy :-)

by jake March 30, 2004

injection

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut

"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."

by Jake March 24, 2004

suppository

(noun)
1. anal suppository: small tapered plug of medication that is pressed up into the rectum thru the anus. May be compounded to relieve hemmorhoid pain or to deliver a drug which might attack the stomach lining such as a narcotic. Before the invention of ether, a cigar was inserted into the rectum of a non-smoker to dull the pain of abdominal surgery. An anal suppository is wax-like, formulated to melt at body temperature
2. vaginal suppository: small capsule-like plug of medication that is inserted into the vagina. Most common compounding is to treat a yeast infection. It is formulated to melt at body temperature

She thought she had a yeast infection so she got some suppositories from the chemist to treat it. They came with an insertion wand that made it easy to get them several inches up inside her vagina.

by Jake March 24, 2004

lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl

"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"

by Jake January 6, 2005