jake's definitions

troll

A person who is more or less 'fail' most or all of the time. This level of failness can likely be attributed to lack of social skills. Lesser qualities include the occasional consumption of billy goat gruffs, as well as consuming large amounts of alchohol which only increases the amount of failness which the troll distributes. One can only be as much of a troll that is warranted by the amount of failness.

Justin, you can't just ask that female if you may "grab her boobs". And quit drinking all of my beer you fucking troll.

by Jake September 22, 2006

babyboy

really cool. <3 him for life or be pwnt.

BB is the shit. Youll love him too.

by Jake December 17, 2004

cackle

your penis; derived from the language Jag

"I got my cackled sucked last night."

by Jake January 6, 2005

homonymphonecropyrophiliac

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire

sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay

by jake December 3, 2004

Pucky Fucky

What hockey guys do after their games. Ass fuck eachother. Who doesn't like it up the ass after a hard game?

Corey and Kris lost their game, they were still happy because they looked forward to Pucky Fucky in the shower.

by Jake January 8, 2005

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005