the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.
Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.
Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?
Steve: yeah dude.
Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?
Steve: yeah dude.
Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
by JakE October 22, 2006
I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.
by Jake March 05, 2004
eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)
by Jake January 13, 2004
by Jake November 08, 2003
The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.
Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.
Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.
Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.
Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.
Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.
by JakE October 20, 2007
by jake February 08, 2003
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004