foul

The filthiest of the filthy. Foul refers to the smell of a filthy bitch / slut / skank-ass slut / or filth-a-ka-bob. This is the nastiest of the nasty of reeks.
Shut your legs, you're making this room smell foul you slut!
by Jake July 06, 2004
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Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.
German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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piracy

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.
RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.
by Jake February 23, 2003
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on the rag

(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.
She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.
by Jake February 21, 2004
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grow a set

sarcastic comment, insult; implies "grow a set of breasts" or "grow a set of balls";hurled at someone past puberty but implies they have not grown intellectually or physically
Garth, grow a set or get lost, this is a man's game.

Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.
by Jake March 02, 2004
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fing da ling

Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2
1. "FING DA LA DING DA LA DING!!!"
2. " He ho...fing da ling!"
by Jake February 03, 2005
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Homer Simpson

none needed
by jake November 13, 2003
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