jake's definitions

Pepi

Beautiful, Pepi is beautiful like a long walk at beach then setting down with ur girl and cuddling to watch a sun-set that beautiful, i mean Pepi is soo perfect it's not even funny

awww look how perfect he is he must be pepi

by Jake January 5, 2005

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004

peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore

Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005

by Jake March 20, 2005

High Note

The high pitched scream a women lets out at the peak of her sexual climax.

Listen to the sound option in the orgasm definition

by jake December 7, 2004

the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 20, 2004

stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation

she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy

by Jake March 15, 2004

unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

by Jake December 19, 2003