jake's definitions

dillsmith

Penis or dildo.

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."

by Jake May 6, 2003

jesusfreak

one who is obsessed with jesus

Run! The Jesusfreak Republicans are coming!

by Jake May 8, 2003

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004

slop

The term for unwanted AI-generated content

Ever since AI became popular, the internet has been filled with slop

by Jake May 22, 2024

oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 24, 2004

hmmmmm

hmmmmm- evilness

hmmmmm jenny is eveil, maybe to eveil

by jake April 12, 2003

one beer wonder

If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.

After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder

by Jake September 21, 2004