jake's definitions

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

by Jake March 5, 2005

homonymphonecropyrophiliac

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire

sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay

by jake December 3, 2004

Pucky Fucky

What hockey guys do after their games. Ass fuck eachother. Who doesn't like it up the ass after a hard game?

Corey and Kris lost their game, they were still happy because they looked forward to Pucky Fucky in the shower.

by Jake January 8, 2005

breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

by Jake January 30, 2004

noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

by Jake February 3, 2004

nipple

a 5-cent coin

Let me see your nipple, er, I mean NICKEL !

by Jake February 20, 2004

dizzo

My fat ass dick, cock, horse shlong

yo dawg dat bitch over thurr is on my dizzo

by Jake May 13, 2005