jacob's definitions

u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device

wut up w/ u?

by Jacob September 9, 2006

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.

The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.

by Jacob January 10, 2007

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 10, 2004

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003

Green day

Was an alright band untill American Idiot came out. Now they are the most overy hyped and overrated band in America. 99% of people that listen to them didn't even knew they existed untill American Idiot came out.

Green Day is no longer cool because of people that like them and either don't listen to anyother band or listen to crapy bands like Good Charlotte and avril lavinge.

by Jacob January 30, 2005