jacob's definitions

shwerve

the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator

my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po

by jacob February 21, 2005

dumple

a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.

Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

fogres

Ogres who are found in france

the fogres took over england.

by Jacob March 22, 2005

Strongbad

an internet catoon character on homestarrunner.com he is the most influncial character on the internet today. He answers e-mails from fans weekly and makes fun of their bad grammer. He is also the creator of Trodgor, Teen Girl Squad, and Stinkoman. He has his very own The Cheat. and often beats up homestarrunner and, his brother, Strong Sad

Strongbad created Trogdor, the best dragon ever.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

Boobast

verb - to hit something with ones boobs.

Bob was boobasted the other day by that hooters waitress.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

Haywud

Another funny phone call

Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme

by Jacob January 13, 2004

war

what the U.S should declare on France

We should blow up France

by jacob October 27, 2003