jacob's definitions

dumple

a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.

Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

vicobus

The emotion felt when one feels when they do not participate, even though they think they should.

" Damn man, what the hell is coach's problem. He should put me in. Now i am sitting here feeling vicobus and shit.

by Jacob November 9, 2004

shwerve

the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator

my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po

by jacob February 21, 2005

Gloveja

1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.

1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja

by Jacob December 17, 2004

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim

yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator

by jacob May 6, 2005

glassy

A term often used by surfers to describe the water condition when it has no chop. When the ocean is smooth.

Dude, the surf was overhead and glassy! It was so sweet!

by Jacob February 19, 2005