tau

a race in warhammer 40k (the tabletop wargame) that is high in society and is focused on "the greater good" which is putting aside personal desires for the better of their society. they are all ranged. their tactics include killing the enemy at range and if the enemy swarms them they usually relocate to a better firing position. their standard weapon (the pulse rifle) has the longest range of a basic weapon in the game. they appear as humanoid creatures with 2 legs, with hooves, two arms, four fingers and about as tall as 6'0. they are the highest technological race in the game.
wOOt! my tau just pwned your orks cause they are raped by rail rifles and have a shitty 6 save.
by jacob April 01, 2005
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glassy

A term often used by surfers to describe the water condition when it has no chop. When the ocean is smooth.
Dude, the surf was overhead and glassy! It was so sweet!
by Jacob February 19, 2005
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Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.
There another shot of ass grease
by Jacob January 13, 2004
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SMU

private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....
That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.
by Jacob December 02, 2003
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cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
by jacob June 22, 2004
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streets

I be livin' on da sreetz G
by jacob December 27, 2004
mugGet the streetsmug.

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.
Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!
by Jacob May 07, 2005
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