jacob's definitions

shwerve

the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator

my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po

by jacob February 21, 2005

Koa

Big fatty that is all g
he can bend and break metal like nothing
but sucks up to teachers too much
drops the BOMB every morning

That guy is so koa yamashita.

by Jacob March 18, 2005

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008

vicobus

The emotion felt when one feels when they do not participate, even though they think they should.

" Damn man, what the hell is coach's problem. He should put me in. Now i am sitting here feeling vicobus and shit.

by Jacob November 9, 2004

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003

Haywud

Another funny phone call

Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme

by Jacob January 13, 2004

war

what the U.S should declare on France

We should blow up France

by jacob October 27, 2003