jacob's definitions

philosophistero

A waiter that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT

by Jacob March 15, 2005

Munchpuffin

a person who munch's on puffins

quit munchin on ma puffin ya prick

by Jacob April 25, 2005

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 6, 2004

Kazaa bitch

Just as it says, a Kazaa Bitch is someone who downloads way too much from Kazaa. Can also be used for Alltheweb.com (Alltheweb bitch) and various other downloading means.

hey im downloading music cuz im a cheap ass white boi who wants to get slapped with a law suit

by Jacob May 21, 2004

Boss Hogg

Jefferson Davis Hogg. Corrupt, short, banty rooster-esque character who ran the town of Hazzard in the classic television show The Dukes Of Hazzard.

Dangit, Boss Hogg done sent Roscoe after us again!

by Jacob November 12, 2003

Feighlogh

1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the multiverse known as the Mazeworks completing missions for the Keeper. 2. Denizen of various message boards who tends to rant endlessly if given the chance. Tries to make himself appear more intelligent by using a highly expanded vocabulary and cunning word usage.

1. Feighlogh could kick Shan Lung's ass.
2. After Feighlogh says something, there isnt much left to say.

by Jacob January 9, 2005

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003