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Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.
by Jacob May 6, 2004
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warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.
by jacob July 16, 2008
mugGet the warning labelmug.

vicobus

The emotion felt when one feels when they do not participate, even though they think they should.
" Damn man, what the hell is coach's problem. He should put me in. Now i am sitting here feeling vicobus and shit.
by Jacob November 9, 2004
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shwerve

the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator
my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po
by jacob February 21, 2005
mugGet the shwervemug.

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.
Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!
by Jacob May 7, 2005
mugGet the Drunktardmug.

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.
The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.
by Jacob January 10, 2007
mugGet the cherrymug.

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.
Bush won the election because of Florida
by Jacob December 12, 2003
mugGet the Floridamug.

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