jacob's definitions
person 1:what does swag mean
person 2: it means well i can rlly explain it georgia is swag
person 1:ohhhh
person 2: it means well i can rlly explain it georgia is swag
person 1:ohhhh
by Jacob March 24, 2021
Get the swagmug. A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.
Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?
by Jacob June 7, 2004
Get the Gaffledmug. 1. One result of procrastination.
2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
Get the Daytime Insomniamug. Sannibel is is very fun person. She is very strong and confident. She is a very sweet, caring and fun to be around. She is very funny and laughs a lot.
Hi Sannibel!
by Jacob November 8, 2019
Get the Sannibelmug. 
An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device
wut up w/ u?
by Jacob September 9, 2006
Get the umug. by Jacob March 15, 2005
Get the ombreromug.