Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.
Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!
by Jacob May 07, 2005
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krunk

ecstatic and intoxicated. used in reference to celebration.
Let's go to the club tonight and get "krunk". We're celebrating the new millenium.
by Jacob May 13, 2005
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goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.
If you goat her, that'll put her in place.
by Jacob August 05, 2003
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Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off
Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!
by Jacob April 30, 2004
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wizard

An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
No examples needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.
by Jacob December 28, 2003
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rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.
I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.
by jacob January 14, 2005
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plitz

Plitz means to make out when someone's parents are in the house, so you're kind of cautious.
Don't let me and your mother catch you and that slut plitz ever again!
by jacob December 22, 2004
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