Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.
Bush won the election because of Florida
by Jacob December 12, 2003
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cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)
Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!
by jacob February 03, 2005
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dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.
You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!
by Jacob April 22, 2005
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Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.
Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?
by Jacob June 08, 2004
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Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger
Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave
by jacob October 28, 2004
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Gotuam

"Fat gundu manager that speaks this "what are you doing buddy". is the biggest tight ass by paying employees shit pay
by Jacob September 22, 2003
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po white trash

commonly reffered to as trailer trash, or walmart shoppers/
1. gurl you po white trash!
2. You got so many cars up in your yard, I'm thinkin' you po white trash
3. see. incest
by jacob April 02, 2005
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