jacob's definitions

1337

the mark of a leet n00b. (in the leet alphabet '1337' actually means IEET wich is no existing word. therefore outwrite stating to the l_337 l\l1l\ly45 out there, that they are a uber n00b)

im so 1337, im thriteen and have no concept of reality so i copy what other people are doing and have no grasp of what image i am portraying to the world.

by Jacob July 23, 2006

six-down

Refering to police officers po-po,pigs,five-o ect. The old style six shot police .357 magnum or the like in a holster, hence the bullets are six in quanity and facing down.

Six-down fool, run!

by jacob November 14, 2003

Kazaa bitch

Just as it says, a Kazaa Bitch is someone who downloads way too much from Kazaa. Can also be used for Alltheweb.com (Alltheweb bitch) and various other downloading means.

hey im downloading music cuz im a cheap ass white boi who wants to get slapped with a law suit

by Jacob May 21, 2004

Ksalvador

A position of oral sex known fluently by the homosexual community.

Kyle and Randy tried the Ksalvador last night and enjoyed it to a great extent.

by Jacob October 27, 2004

ombrero

A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

japolac

refering to one of complete transgender values. Used when refering to one who has no means of telling apart men and women.

OMG! Johhny is a Japolock because he fucks guys and girls!

by Jacob April 8, 2003

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004