jacob's definitions

philosophistero

A waiter that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT

by Jacob March 15, 2005

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 6, 2004

Lok

a very hot bboy, 13, young HOTTTTTTTT and strongggg

intellgent, mixed with emotions, loves diana. hehehehehe

by Jacob March 12, 2005

Stud-Hoss

"Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed. You should only say this about yourself, though.

"How can she say no? I'm a complete stud-hoss!"

by Jacob December 4, 2004

noodlefreed

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom

Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.

by jacob December 21, 2004

IRL

Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.

IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.

by Jacob November 12, 2003

dumple

a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.

Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.

by Jacob September 3, 2004