Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.
Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.
by Jackie November 17, 2003
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quick draw

The inability to hold one's sperm in for more then two minutes during:foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner.
One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly.
by Jackie February 24, 2005
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One Tree Hill

One of the best shows on tv with one of the hottest guys on tv!! a must see for any fans of The O.C. or Gilmore Girls
me:i love one tree hill so much chad micheal murray is so hot!

friends: ya i know i wanna bang him
by jackie June 04, 2005
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shirts

are for strangers
hay what do you think this is some kinda stranger thing? take that shirt off!! shirts are for STRANGERS!
by jackie April 07, 2003
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fuckaree

A very pleasant situation or experience that does not necessarily have anything to do with sexual activities.
"This was a complete fuckaree!" meaning "A greatly pleasing experience."
by Jackie February 15, 2003
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Jaxon

A cool chicky who is everything a guy could ever wish for and then some. Also someone who is a great friend and always there in a time of need.
"Wow, I can't believe you broke up with the Jaxon, she was the best thing ever"

Or "You're always there for me, you such a Jaxon"
by Jackie December 30, 2003
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Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.
by Jackie August 10, 2003
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