7 definitions by jackbauer133
1.) adjective - used to describe someone who is extremely muscular and/or strong. it is only used when "jacked" is simply not descriptive enough. this term is popular among anabolic steroid users, body builders, and athletes.
John: "man, I am so depressed, my ex won't stop harassing me"
James: "FUCK her bro! You're on fucking roids and looking jajajajacked as fuck!"
James: "FUCK her bro! You're on fucking roids and looking jajajajacked as fuck!"
by jackbauer133 June 12, 2011
The unbelievably crappy sub-compact car that Ned Flanders from The Simpsons owns. Ned and his family attempt to elude Homer Simpson's attempt at wanting to go mini-putting by escaping in their red geo metro.
As red geo metro speeds out of garage...
Homer (running towards geo metro): "Neddy! Neddy!!!!"
-cue suspenseful action music-
Todd: "He's gaining on us!"
Rodd (distraught & crying): "I'm scared!"
Maude: "C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"
Ned (extremely distraught): "I can't!!! It's a geo!!!!!"
Homer (running towards geo metro): "Neddy! Neddy!!!!"
-cue suspenseful action music-
Todd: "He's gaining on us!"
Rodd (distraught & crying): "I'm scared!"
Maude: "C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"
Ned (extremely distraught): "I can't!!! It's a geo!!!!!"
by jackbauer133 December 17, 2009
a phrase repeated again and again in the popular TV show South Park - where one of the character's tourette's tick is repeatedly screaming variations of "piss out my ass!"
also, when the character is screaming a variation of this phrase, he will turn his head to the side and cover his mouth.
also, when the character is screaming a variation of this phrase, he will turn his head to the side and cover his mouth.
ass...ass!!! piss, the ass!!
ass pissss!! peeiissss!
ass??? piss in the ASS!!!
peeeeiiiiissss coming from my aaeeeeiiiassss!!!!!!
piss....pissss!! piss out my aeeeasss......PISS OUT MY ASS!
ass pissss!! peeiissss!
ass??? piss in the ASS!!!
peeeeiiiiissss coming from my aaeeeeiiiassss!!!!!!
piss....pissss!! piss out my aeeeasss......PISS OUT MY ASS!
by jackbauer133 April 13, 2011
A girl that looks really hot from a distance, but as she gets closer, she transforms into an ugly ass bitch.
by jackbauer133 November 27, 2009
A kick-ass city in Southern Ontario that the majority of ignorant assholes like to call "stink-town" or some other lackluster and/or poorly faceted nickname. Although being the capital for major steel production (hence another nickname known as steel town), the air is clean, the trees are green, and the girls on our university and college campuses are hella fine. Hamilton is also home of one of the country's most reputable post-secondary institutions: McMaster University.
Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.
Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.
by jackbauer133 April 24, 2011
a phrase made famous by Randy Marsh of South Park, when he was a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. The clue was "people who annoy you" and the screen read "N_GGERS". In a fit of excitment, Randy belted out "niggers!!!", however, to his surprise, the answer was actually "naggers".
by jackbauer133 December 3, 2009
a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".
by jackbauer133 February 16, 2011