jack324's definitions

internymph

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.

Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!

by Jack324 July 14, 2007

wall

1. An important part of a Facebook profile, where friends can leave public messages for one another.
2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet.

Jim: "Did you see that message I left on your wall?"
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Ryan: "Thanks."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Ryan: "Oh."

by Jack324 October 24, 2007

periphs

The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"

"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."

by Jack324 November 18, 2007

whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

by Jack324 December 28, 2008

it is what it is

That's just the way things are, like it or not.

"I hate how the government feels like they have to monitor our every move."
"Hey, it is what it is."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

the groove

when you've got the perfect buzz in beirut, so you're more relaxed about making shots, but not so drunk that you miss them all.

"Joe and I totally dominated in beer pong last night! We were in the groove, but the other guys were tanked."

by Jack324 April 13, 2007

crownids

magic brownies. Gets its name from the T9 texting function. I tried texting my friend to tell him I had made some, but it came up as crownids.

"Yo, you wanna eat some crownids tonight?"
"What the fuck is a crownid?

by Jack324 June 11, 2007