26 definitions by jack324

A park you can't spend more than couple minutes in without being offered weed, which is usually just sticks, seeds and blades of grass.
"This weed is horrible! Where did you buy it, Washington Square Park?
by Jack324 September 27, 2007
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1. An important part of a Facebook profile, where friends can leave public messages for one another.
2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet.
Jim: "Did you see that message I left on your wall?"
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Ryan: "Thanks."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Ryan: "Oh."
by Jack324 October 09, 2007
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A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.
"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."
by Jack324 December 20, 2007
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What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
by Jack324 November 02, 2007
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The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"
"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."
by Jack324 October 26, 2007
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an online diary into which emo kids whine about their "horrible" lives.
Emo kid: My life sucks. I hate my parents. First they made me clean my room, and then they wouldn't let me watch TV until I did my homework! I'm going to bitch them out in my blog.
by jack324 January 17, 2007
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