jack324's definitions

Joy

Someone who is half-Jewish; a combination of the words Jew and goy.

"Hey Mark, did you ever have a Bar Mitzvah?"
"No. I'm not that religious; I'm actually a Joy."

by Jack324 March 19, 2008

wikitangent

A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.

"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."

by Jack324 January 9, 2008

potaganda

Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.

(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend

(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends

Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!

by Jack324 December 7, 2007

hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

college gold

quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.

"It's not that I'm too lazy to do laundry, it's just that I haven't got enough of that college gold."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

periphs

The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"

"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."

by Jack324 November 18, 2007

wall

1. An important part of a Facebook profile, where friends can leave public messages for one another.
2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet.

Jim: "Did you see that message I left on your wall?"
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Ryan: "Thanks."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Ryan: "Oh."

by Jack324 October 24, 2007