A park you can't spend more than couple minutes in without being offered weed, which is usually just sticks, seeds and blades of grass.
"This weed is horrible! Where did you buy it, Washington Square Park?
1. An important part of a Facebook
profile, where friends can leave public messages for one another.
2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet
Jim: "Did you see that message I left on your wall?"
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Slang for New Hampshire.
"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"
A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia
to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.
"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD
What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"
"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."
an online diary into which emo
kids whine about their "horrible" lives.
Emo kid: My life sucks. I hate my parents. First they made me clean my room, and then they wouldn't let me watch TV until I did my homework! I'm going to bitch them out in my blog.