jack324's definitions

potaganda

Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.

(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend

(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends

Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!

by Jack324 December 7, 2007

the groove

when you've got the perfect buzz in beirut, so you're more relaxed about making shots, but not so drunk that you miss them all.

"Joe and I totally dominated in beer pong last night! We were in the groove, but the other guys were tanked."

by Jack324 April 13, 2007

...or the terrorists win

A horrible lie spread by the Bush Administration to further their agenda.

"We have to stay in Iraq for another 15 years ...or the terrorists win."
"We have to keep marriage between a man and a woman ...or the terrorists win."

by Jack324 May 17, 2007

nafta

'nother afternoon fucking that ass. First said by Bill Clinton on Family Guy.

"Hey, you up for a little NAFTA?"
"What's that?"
"'nother afternoon fucking that ass"

by Jack324 March 30, 2007

NYE

The last name of Bill, best known for his contributions to the field of televised science.

"Hey, Bill Nye the Science Guy is on!"
"Sweet dude!"

by Jack324 October 1, 2007