The Shire

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"
by Jack324 January 16, 2009
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crownids

magic brownies. Gets its name from the T9 texting function. I tried texting my friend to tell him I had made some, but it came up as crownids.
"Yo, you wanna eat some crownids tonight?"
"What the fuck is a crownid?
by Jack324 June 11, 2007
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...or the terrorists win

A horrible lie spread by the Bush Administration to further their agenda.
"We have to stay in Iraq for another 15 years ...or the terrorists win."
"We have to keep marriage between a man and a woman ...or the terrorists win."
by Jack324 May 17, 2007
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NYE

The last name of Bill, best known for his contributions to the field of televised science.
by Jack324 October 01, 2007
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nafta

'nother afternoon fucking that ass. First said by Bill Clinton on Family Guy.
"Hey, you up for a little NAFTA?"
"What's that?"
"'nother afternoon fucking that ass"
by Jack324 March 30, 2007
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periphs

The corner of your field of vision - comes from the phrase "peripheral vision"
"Whoa, check out that car crash! Well, maybe you shouldn't, since you're driving."
"No, I can see it out of my periphs."
by Jack324 November 18, 2007
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whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.
"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."
by Jack324 December 28, 2008
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