Maunt

Half man, half aunt, was given an extra male chromosome or two at birth and has a mustache and/or massive sideburns as a result. Does not have to refer to an aunt, but it almost always refers to a family member.

"What does uncle Joe's new wife look like?"
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."

by Jack324 October 29, 2005

internymph

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.

Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!

by Jack324 June 16, 2007

yarblockos

The Nadsat word for testicles.

"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you!"

by Jack324 March 14, 2007

whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

by Jack324 December 27, 2008

Joy

Someone who is half-Jewish; a combination of the words Jew and goy.

"Hey Mark, did you ever have a Bar Mitzvah?"
"No. I'm not that religious; I'm actually a Joy."

by Jack324 March 19, 2008

crownids

magic brownies. Gets its name from the T9 texting function. I tried texting my friend to tell him I had made some, but it came up as crownids.

"Yo, you wanna eat some crownids tonight?"
"What the fuck is a crownid?

by Jack324 May 23, 2007

The Shire

Slang for New Hampshire.

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"

by Jack324 January 17, 2009