as is

The way things currently are, the status quo.

"As is, we're already struggling to make ends meet. If you lose you're job, we'll be doomed"

"I'm fine with the festival line-up as is, any more bands will just be icing on the cake"

by Jack324 May 23, 2008

shuckleberries

A variation of shucks. Used to express mild to moderate disappointment, but with a cute twist on it.

"Hey, Alexandra, I'm sorry but I can't come to your birthday party on Saturday."
"Really? Aww, shuckleberries."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

Joy

Someone who is half-Jewish; a combination of the words Jew and goy.

"Hey Mark, did you ever have a Bar Mitzvah?"
"No. I'm not that religious; I'm actually a Joy."

by Jack324 March 19, 2008

wall

1. An important part of a Facebook profile, where friends can leave public messages for one another.
2. A terrible haircut, which is long and sticks up straight in the front, but is short everywhere else. Also known as a reverse mullet.

Jim: "Did you see that message I left on your wall?"
Ryan: "No, not yet."
Jim: "Well, it basically said that you have man boobs."
Ryan: "Thanks."
Jim: "That wasn't a compliment."
Ryan: "Oh."

by Jack324 October 24, 2007

yarblockos

The Nadsat word for testicles.

"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you!"

by Jack324 March 15, 2007

finagle

What you do with a bagel.

"I'm hungry."
"You should go finagle a bagel!"
"Good call, brosef!"

by Jack324 October 11, 2007

internymph

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.

Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!

by Jack324 July 14, 2007