jack324's definitions

whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

by Jack324 December 28, 2008

it is what it is

That's just the way things are, like it or not.

"I hate how the government feels like they have to monitor our every move."
"Hey, it is what it is."

by Jack324 January 14, 2009

nafta

'nother afternoon fucking that ass. First said by Bill Clinton on Family Guy.

"Hey, you up for a little NAFTA?"
"What's that?"
"'nother afternoon fucking that ass"

by Jack324 March 30, 2007

NYE

The last name of Bill, best known for his contributions to the field of televised science.

"Hey, Bill Nye the Science Guy is on!"
"Sweet dude!"

by Jack324 October 1, 2007

hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"

by Jack324 January 20, 2009

wikitangent

A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.

"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."

by Jack324 January 9, 2008