jack b. nimble's definitions

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

hellacious

1) referring to an article of hell
3) possessing outrageous qualities

1) This demon wing is hellacious.
2) What a hellacious day!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

vrehlmpop

1) a noise or audible expression made by the removal of a penis from a vagina

1) Man, I was doing it, I pulled out and it made a vrehlmpop.

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm

1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

illbedamned

1)v. to be damned
2)adj. the state of being damned
3)adj. in awe or shock

1) "We'll illbedamned, i got shit on my boots."
2) "Illbedamned, I'm not catholic"
3) "Illbedamned, the train just came out of nowhere!"

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

goddamn

1)intj. awe, disbelief
2)adj. something of a negative value

1) "Goddamn, she just left me."
2) " That goddamn wrech broke again!"

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002