jack b. nimble's definitions

Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

by jack b. nimble August 31, 2003

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

hellacious

1) referring to an article of hell
3) possessing outrageous qualities

1) This demon wing is hellacious.
2) What a hellacious day!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

vrehlmpop

1) a noise or audible expression made by the removal of a penis from a vagina

1) Man, I was doing it, I pulled out and it made a vrehlmpop.

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm

1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

illbedamned

1)v. to be damned
2)adj. the state of being damned
3)adj. in awe or shock

1) "We'll illbedamned, i got shit on my boots."
2) "Illbedamned, I'm not catholic"
3) "Illbedamned, the train just came out of nowhere!"

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

goddamn

1)intj. awe, disbelief
2)adj. something of a negative value

1) "Goddamn, she just left me."
2) " That goddamn wrech broke again!"

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002