12 definitions by jack b. nimble

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by jack b. nimble December 17, 2002

yee

1)adv. okay;fine;yes

1)"Yee, man, I'll be there."

by jack b. nimble December 17, 2002

illbedamned

1)v. to be damned
2)adj. the state of being damned
3)adj. in awe or shock

1) "We'll illbedamned, i got shit on my boots."
2) "Illbedamned, I'm not catholic"
3) "Illbedamned, the train just came out of nowhere!"

by jack b. nimble December 17, 2002

take one for the team

1)v phrase. the act of agreeing to otherwise non-consensual sex for the advancement of sexual relations in one's party

1) "Alright guys, I guess I'll take one for the team this time."

by jack b. nimble December 17, 2002

jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm

1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!

by jack b. nimble December 17, 2002

rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

by jack b. nimble December 17, 2002

ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

by jack b. nimble December 17, 2002