jack's definitions

dode whack

Slapping your penis in someone's face. The ultimate insult

He was being a douch bag, so I dode whacked him

by Jack December 6, 2004

bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

by Jack December 9, 2004

reef

Dirty non-fizzy alco-pop. comes in various 'flavours' none of which taste much like the fruit they're based on. Generally overpriced and found in the company of underage slags or trendy types who 'need' to have that new flavour

Orange reef. doesn't taste much like oranges

by Jack December 10, 2004

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

by Jack December 12, 2004

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

Maeve

one who is pale

ghost like; albino

One with translucent skin and red eyes.

"HEY MAEVE! keep it down in there...your 12,000 brothers and sisters are trying to sleep in that lab, too."

by Jack October 5, 2006