JBond

w00t, JBond pwned those spammers.
by Jack December 31, 2003
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yo' mama

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog
by Jack May 10, 2004
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bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
by Jack December 07, 2004
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Doneil

doneil is a guy that will always be ther to ruin anything cool thats happing at that time, but also someone that takes the blame without worrying.See basey
AWWWWWWW dooNEEEEEIL you've dun it again, shaft off.
by Jack February 25, 2005
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Ten Benson

The ultimate rock band ever! EVER!
Better than any american shit!

www.tenbenson.com
"Was it the money? Was it the booze? Was it all the pairs of, Fancy shoes? Was it his own show? Was it the ritz? Or was it too much suckin on Teenage Tits? TITS! teenage tits"
by Jack August 04, 2004
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smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.
He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.
by Jack April 02, 2004
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manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.
When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.
by Jack December 30, 2003
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