Definitions by jack

Amsterdam 

A place in upstate NY (Montgomery County). Also called "Rug City" Amsterdam was a bustling city at the turn of the century due to the factories which eventually led to it's economic downfall.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

Holland?

No, Amsterdam NY.

Oh.. no... never even heard of it.

Amsterdam by Jack January 31, 2005

pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)

hey jack, wanna go out pikey bashing tonight

pikey basher by jack January 28, 2005

Irvin 

1. A dumbass person who annoys everyone by being stupid and bugging the hell out of them.

2. Doing something, very, very dumb

1. OMG! Theres Irvin! Beat him with sticks!

2. Dude, don't pull an Irvin

Irvin by JACK January 24, 2005

Face Wave 

When someone punches another person so hard, their face waves painfully.

Dude, that guy punched him so hard, he did a face wave.

Face Wave by JACK January 22, 2005

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

Sloppy Joe by Jack January 17, 2005

quish 

The substance that oozes out of a vagina all day long after getting cum inside of.

"This damn quish is has made a wet spot on my white pants"

"Don't cum inside me again, I don't want to be quishy all day"

quish by Jack January 17, 2005

linntie 

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet

he was as quick as a linntie

linntie by jack January 17, 2005