jace's definitions

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

gigglewater

Alcohol hidden in Kool Aid So you can sneak it past security.

Harry snuck the Gigglewater intro the theater.

by Jace August 11, 2003

nugget

a light hearted and universal put down

You are taking too long u stupd little nugget

by Jace March 21, 2005

chikan

An edible mammal that can be eaten alive and still be nutritious and tasty. It's taste is indescribable and delicious. It tastes better than bagpipes and is its shape and anatomy resemble that of a mix between a Rooster and Martha Stewart.

"I ate a Chikan and then shortly after I turned into last years chess competition champion"

by Jace December 7, 2003

drift

An advanced driving technique used mainly for show in which the driver maintains oversteer through balance of throttle and steering inputs. there several ways to execute this manuver, from using the e-brake to send thet car into a controlled slide to using the cars own inertia to keep one moving foward in direction while power sliding.
also is a side effect of whatching Initial D.

"He is a tak wannabe, he screwed is drift and got himself wraped around a tree.

by Jace March 21, 2005

shame

1. Being a Packer fan
2. Lying about what really happened
3. Punching walls cause "I'M DRUNK"

Bryan is the queen of shame.

by Jace June 9, 2003

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003