jULiE's definitions

Juldamn

An alternative to the common phrase "goddamn;" a convenient way to avoid breaking a commandment.

"Juldamn!" shouted Liz, when CBA rejected her transfer request; she then took a peaceful nap, knowing that she would not spend an eternity burning in the fires of Hell.

by julie December 25, 2003

Oxymorons

It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.

Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Intelligent blond.

by Julie March 24, 2005

efactuated

can be used to descride anything.

i am efactuated with him, or, i am too efactuated to do this,or,wow you are so efactuated, ect.

by Julie July 23, 2004

smoggie

A person originating from Teesside, North East England, particularly Middlesbrough and Stockton, usually an avid fan of Premier League side Middlesbrough Football, and the God that is Juninho. Geordie and Mackam haters, and so called because of the Smog produced by the I.C.I chemical plant. Shortened from original nickname of "Smog monster."

The Smoggies painted the town red after Middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in Cardiff, especially since the Geordies won Jack Shit

by Julie April 1, 2004

sux2bu

sux 2 b u-sucks to be you! or when something sucky happens to you

when emily told me she farted in chem class all i could say was 'sux 2 b u'

by julie January 14, 2003

Noie

or otherwords hoie, a girl whose a freakin freshman, who likes to get with guys named mike, who likes to play ddr.

MAn ThaT BoY LefT A biG ChOAd oN NoIE. lol

by julie June 10, 2004

Splooge

To ejaculate.

Mary was sucking my dick and I splooged into her mouth, then she gagged and spat it out onto my stomach, what a bitch!

by Julie November 18, 2003