jOhn's definitions

bow cat

muchin on a womans keeebab

Mark Colgan went down on sherwin what a bow cat

by john May 12, 2003

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

Evil

Another word for 'kinky'.

Oh my god you can be so evil sometimes.

by John December 26, 2004

tremode

One who is pathetically lazy and unmotivated to the point that they wear sweatpants and velcro shoes for the majority of their days.

Did you see that tremode? He looked like he gave up on life so long ago that they're ready to give him a lifetime subscription to Lazyasses.com

by John April 29, 2004

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004