jOe's definitions

Chex Mex

A nickname given to an italian who looks mexican who also may carry the traits of being tall having a spic-stash clumsy, bad luck, clumsy, weak and unathletic.

that kid adam looks like a Chex Mex

by Joe February 12, 2005

flex

To lend something, or to give something

'brer, flex me yo' fone'

by Joe June 30, 2004

Chastity

One of the greatest people in your life.

I love you, Fore you are Chastity

by Joe December 7, 2004

hesheme

a guy with a va-china, see vagina, or a girl with an apollo rocket of love, see penis, i cant tell

corey hurm is a hesheme.

by joe November 24, 2003

cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003

yack

The puddle left after a vile gut wrenching vomit session.

Joe was really sick and yacked all over the floor.

by Joe May 13, 2005

BANK

Meets all the requirements to have sex with, Usually used for females but can use for males.
Originated from: you can bet the bank that I would "do" her.

I'd take her right to the BANK!

She's BANKABLE.

(a hot girl walkes by and you nod to your buddy and say; "BANK"

by joe March 23, 2003