jOEY's definitions

YANKEES

If you say that the Yankees suck, b/c of the fact that tehy can by almost whomever they want, then your retarded. Hey Boston you are a good team, just nowhere near as good as the Yankees. If you 26 more world series before the Yankees win one, then I will say that you are better, untill then stop chanting Yankees suck, its just annoying and has no fact behind it. look at statistics. don't just go on one season and one series, yes u came back from a 0-3 deficit, but what put u behind in the 1st place?

Boston Fan: ohhhhhhh we won the series we came back from a losing by 3games that must mean the yankees suck.
Yankee fan: well if u win 26 more before we win another one then u can say we suck, until then shut the F up!!!

by Joey March 10, 2005

nukker

Word common to the phrase "Nigger". Used for little ghetto white kids who cannot say Nigger because they are afraid they will be beatin to death by a black person.

Yo nukker, lets roll to my crib

by joey April 21, 2005

the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex to a young person; usually delivered by his/her parents.

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees."

by Joey October 12, 2003

GhettoBooty

big ol ASS

that lady got a plump ass

by Joey April 15, 2004

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

losertard

1.)A person who retains the qualities of being a loser, and very stupid.

2.)An actual retard, who everybody makes fun of.

1.)"Goddamnit! You fucking stabbed me!"
"Sorry.."
"You losertard!"

2.)"Dude, Jerry's such a losertard."
Jerry: "Mnggnggghhhaaa..."

by Joey December 11, 2004

DohShit

1: Response from a male after ripping ass infront of one or more females
2: When one is being sucked into a toilet or bathroom stall

1:Freeman at Pete's house infront of 4 girls: "Hey ladies..." *RRRRiiiippppp" "DOH SHIT!"
2:While Urinating, a stall begins to suck Freeman in: "Ahh... DOHSHIT!"

by Joey April 8, 2003