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Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell
*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”
Moses sandles by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

tit sandles

Tit sandles are when a woman has really saggy boobs
"Man her boobs are soo saggy she could have tit sandles
tit sandles by Seth Sturgeon June 12, 2008

jesus sandles 

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.
I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.

ira shandles

A man who is right and wrong at the same time but he always turns out to be the greatest dad ever
Dude Ira Shandles is the bomb
ira shandles by Flockey Jackson April 12, 2014

San Francisco Sandles

Some dude was getting a blowjob from his gay lover and suggested he put on his San Francisco Sandles to be more comfortable.