jC's definitions

dyslexia

A way of palming from the state and getting freebies for basically being slightly inept at the lingual version of mathematics.

Anyone know a bad mathematician? (yes, most of us). Anyone know one who gets a new pc when they go to uni? :P

by JC February 4, 2005

DERRTY

A word we like to use in the Lou (that STL)

Its A ST LOUIS THING

Wads good Deerty
Wad up Derrty
Wads Poppin Derrty

by JC January 13, 2004

PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

by JC May 29, 2004

Pwease

A Babyish form of please that works well for people who need something.

Pwease, do this for me Pwease!

by JC January 15, 2004

Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

by JC October 15, 2006

the niestrath

one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation.

Jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.

by jc April 16, 2005

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004