catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats
Look, he is wearing his cat-pants
by JB November 22, 2003
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deanroy

A generic name used for estate chavs that dwell within England's burgeoning underclass network of council hice (plural of house) across the country.
Dean is a boffdog name and 'roy' should be added to any respectable English name to thus far chaverise it to a level that can be comprehended by those who believe school is where one goes to score marijuana or "link bud" as they refer to it, and to have oral sex performed on them by girls with an encyclopaedia's worth of communicable sexual diseases (Leanne from Bestwood. See bestwoodite)
"Yo Deanroy, you got a new tracksuit-dan? Its lookin heavy as my bling mate!"

"Ivandandeanroybeefcheeseskeefyoof!"
"Aye-Skeif"
(this means hello, how are you today)
by JB May 16, 2004
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post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.
Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.
by JB December 27, 2003
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Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.
Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!
by JB December 08, 2003
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bestwoodite

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.
check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.
by JB October 14, 2003
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friendster

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.
by jb November 20, 2003
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The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!
by JB September 27, 2005
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