Definitions by jB

cuntguzzlar 

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.

i am a dam good cuntguzzlar

cuntguzzlar by JB June 24, 2004

Amsterdam 

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.

Amsterdam by JB June 23, 2004

London 

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.

London by JB June 23, 2004

Paris 

Capital of France and one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Doesn't have Rome's history, but is much more beautiful than Rome and is much less expensive than London.

Paris is one of my favorite cities.

Paris by JB June 23, 2004

lvt 

lvt means "leuk voor thuis", nice to take with you.

When you burglar a house and see something you like, you say: LVT

lvt by JB June 14, 2004

snap off 

A slang word to describe the perfect vagina for mantaining an erection in that it is small enough to squeeze or snap off your cock keeping the blood in your penis allowing you to maintain an erection. Especially while partying too hard causing ED. Best when frombe, creating the best angle vs. pubic bone senario.

Mickey and JB were enjoying a beer. Mickey remember that JB had left a party for Alpa and did not get any Viagra. JB's retort was this is that girl I told you about with the snap off pussy.

snap off by JB May 19, 2004

Freudian Rip 

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.

Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.

Freudian Rip by JB May 18, 2004