jB's definitions

friendster

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

by jb November 20, 2003

dario

cool guy who's sex hungry

I won't be dario around stank pussy.

by jb January 16, 2004

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

Sausage House

A facility that houses an all male tenents.

You can tell he did time at the sausage house.

by JB March 10, 2003

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

jigga

adaptive, to overcome, to improvise

JiggaBruce, your such a Jigga.

by jb July 13, 2003

fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).

I gave him a fist job for Valentines day

by JB February 27, 2005