jAy's definitions

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003

f00d

A Fake Crip or Blood

"You aint real kid, you food"

by Jay November 30, 2003

Wal Mart

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

by jay November 30, 2003

Jompa

1. Has its roots in the Buddhist faith.
2. The allegorical father figure in a lesbian relationship. Most often referred to by young adopted chinafolk.

Momma and Jampa

by Jay December 1, 2003

smoove

cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.

That brother has a smoove ass shot.

Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!

by Jay December 2, 2003

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 2, 2003

Dish Pit

the area where a person washes dishes. Particularly in a restaraunt setting.

Hey, get back to the dish pit and wash your dishes.

by Jay December 3, 2003