Flurkey

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!
by Jake November 24, 2003
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purple-headed monster

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!
by Jake March 25, 2004
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a school i want to go to really bad in blackwood new jersey!but i go to a gay ass school {washington township high school} its the biggest homo place in the world!..all it is are preppy sluty girls that get high...that is what we are known for....highland is also where my best friend goes!
dude our school sucks
yes i no we shold go to highland..it better
by jake September 22, 2004
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Freedom Tickling

Politically sensitive term to reference the actions of US and coalition troops at Abu Ghraib prison.
"Our troops did not torture those prisoners. The simply engaged them in a game of freedom tickling." - Donald Rumsfeld
by Jake July 02, 2004
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keet

1.) Noun: Shortened version of the word 'Keety' which is slang for 'Kitty' referring to Felis Catus the common house cat.

2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.

3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.

4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
jew

5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
1.) Don't forget to feed the keet!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
by Jake June 30, 2004
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salvo

a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.
salvo the men! we're ready for battle
by Jake January 01, 2004
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green Trojan

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)
by Jake February 20, 2004
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