jAkE's definitions

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

stinky jeri

goin down to lick some poonani in the wrong direction and ending up with your nose in the starfish as she rips ass in your face.

Damn, i tried goin 69 on her and wound up catchin a whiff of a stinky jeri.

by Jake October 26, 2004

the liberator

a wedge-shaped, stiff pillow designed, to make sex positions more comfortable

Since we got The Liberator sex has been more fun and less work.

by Jake March 23, 2004

bome

A word used by a retarted Davison High School student who couldn't spell bomb.

"There is a bome in the building"

by Jake March 24, 2005

Wet Season

The presence/appearance of (usually a crowd of) sexy/fit/horny ladies. Also what you would exclaim when pointing them out to a friend.

By Jove Mr. Pooley, is it wet season again already?

by Jake July 21, 2003

numa numa dance

The newest Internet celebraty, in the same vein as Bubb Rubb and Star Wars Kid.

A chubby teenager sings and dances to "Numa Numa," a techno song by a Romanian boy band O-Zone. The "Numa Numa Dance" peaked in early 2005.

Myahe, Myaha, Myaha HA HA
Allo? Salut.

by Jake February 28, 2005