Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 16, 2006

turr

short for "turrible", which is a way of saying "terrible"

you listen to michelle branch? man you are turr

by J-Smoove April 25, 2006

beugh

An expression of surprise, dislike, disgust, happiness, or pretty much anything else.

Situations that are particularly unique can be referred to as beughity beugh, beughocracy, or beughocratic.

You didn't see Mike Vick's comeback against the Giants? Beugh, man, that shit was crazy.

by J-Smoove January 31, 2011

grammar

Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.

Grammar sucks..... gram3r suxxxxx..... both mean the same thing so SHUT DA FUCK UP

by J-Smoove March 12, 2006

Jewvid

A Jew named David.

The commissioner of the NBA is Jewvid Stern.

by J-Smoove February 25, 2009

flopternity

A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.

“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal

by J-Smoove May 08, 2006

Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".

Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot

by J-Smoove June 17, 2006