43 definitions by j-smoove

QLC

Short for "Que La Chinga". In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. QLC is like WTF, literally translated in Spanish. In Spanish, the phrase "Que La Chinga" actually doesn't mean anything, but it's good to use in situations where you can't say "What The Fuck" or "WTF", like at work for example.

QLC man, the store closed like a hour ago and that customer's still in here, I wanna get the fuck outta here.

by j-smoove June 18, 2006

swishashima

Another way of describing a swish in basketball. Opposite of brickasaki.

I was drillin those swishashima's in Vasu's eye all day long.

by j-smoove May 28, 2006

veins

a term used to describe a honkey. Used because since honkeys are so pale you can see their veins through their skin.

*Honkey calls me on the phone*
Me: "What up veins?"
Honkey: *busts out laughing*

by j-smoove May 6, 2006

funny fuse

something everyone has, if you see something too funny your funny fuse will blow and then you can't laugh at anything

Cartman saw the people with asses for heads and he couldn't laugh anymore because he blew a funny fuse.

by j-smoove April 25, 2006

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by j-smoove June 16, 2006

turr

short for "turrible", which is a way of saying "terrible"

you listen to michelle branch? man you are turr

by j-smoove April 25, 2006

flopternity

A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.

“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal

by j-smoove May 8, 2006