Definitions by j-smoove

swishashima 

Another way of describing a swish in basketball. Opposite of brickasaki.

I was drillin those swishashima's in Vasu's eye all day long.

swishashima by J-Smoove May 31, 2006

lil 

A way for some rappers to let everyone know that they suck. If a rapper has the word "lil" in their name you can safely avoid listening to any songs by them.

Name one good rapper whose name has the word "lil" in it... yea didn't think so

lil by J-Smoove May 31, 2006

Wedgie Evans 

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.

Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.

Wedgie Evans by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

tom cruise 

A honkey who eats placenta, believes in Scientology, listens to trance, jumps on couches, is a Hollywood actor, likes art and architecture, plays soccer, drives a Hyundai, and is unathletic because he is white.

Tom Cruise has not yet come out of the closet.

tom cruise by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

mvp 

Most Vaginal Person. Awarded every year to the player in a sports league who is the biggest pussy.

Boris Diaw should be the MVP of the NBA -- what a pussy

mvp by J-Smoove May 21, 2006

Hennessey 

a word 2pac rhymed with "enemies" at least 5000 times in his career

"Just me and you evading enemies
Let you get my last shot of Hennessey" --2pac

Hennessey by J-Smoove May 20, 2006

flopternity 

A fraternity of floppers. Made up of people who flop while playing basketball.

“They’re all the same. They all have their flop fraternity. A flopternity is what I call them; Flop Flop Flop.” --Shaquille O'Neal

flopternity by J-Smoove May 17, 2006