j-dawg's definitions

Goldschlager

(n)- Cinnamon schnapps liqueur (40%) with gold flakes. Rapid consumption results in inebriation and eventual disorientation which eventually leads to unconsciousness. Upon consciousness, causes one to realize they are in someone else's bed in A/B with their pants 1/2 off. At this point, friends help one up and one proceeds with puking. Then there is more disorientation, eventually leading to another state of unconsciousness. Later the next morning, it is realized that stolen furniture polish was thrown out one's window.

J-Dawg, you drinking Goldschlager?

by J-Dawg January 28, 2004

Pimp-tastic

Supa Fly Lady Killer yet always stylin and profilin...and also know to be chillin like a villian

Last night was pimp-tastic I was all ...afta the show its the afta party...afta the party its the hotel lobby...

by J-Dawg June 21, 2003

potwacot

Abrv.
'Poos on toast with a cherry on top'
This term was founded by the famous russion communist, Vadim Pavlov.

"Hey Jared, You want some of my Potwacot? The Poo came straight from my towels that the robbers left when they broke into my house."

"Uhh.. I'll pass dude."

by J-Dawg March 23, 2005

lynched

to steal someone like matt would

let me lynch it......... LYNCHED

by j-dawg September 11, 2003

the brain

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

by J-dawg January 1, 2005

fc

A car that shall soon, lay to burnination, many of other not so fast cars.

That dudes FC just owned you

by J-DAWG January 22, 2004

spliff

A joint (marijuana cigarette)sometimes rolled with half weed, half tobaco, or sprinkled along the bud.

Smoke a big spliff with some good sensimillia

by J-Dawg November 7, 2003