waitlisted 

A nice way for a college or university to rub your nose in the face that you ALMOST got in but fell just short, most commonly bestowed among prissy know-it-alls who could use a good boot up the ass.

"Dude did you hear that kid got into MIT?!"

"Nah douchebag got waitlisted"

"whats waitlisted?"

"basically a fuck you, you didnt get in but we dont want to hurt your feelings"

waitlisted by cpipes March 15, 2010

waitlisted 

When colleges think you're sorta kinda qualified for their school but they just don't know what the fuck to do with ya, they put you on the dreaded waitlist. Sort of like Purgatory, only shittier.

My friend Angelica is a really bright, hard working, extracurricular activity-taking, lovable minority with great recommendations and a killer essay, but she still got waitlisted??? WTF man?

waitlisted by Angelica March 29, 2004

wait-listed 

when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.

you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!

wait-listed by clairisethepiece June 19, 2010

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).

Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."

whitelisted by brybry August 11, 2008

whitelisted 

Term in the IT world granting you access to the services you desire.

You have been whitelisted for our services.

whitelisted by ChrissysMom June 1, 2018

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).

Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."

whitelisted by brybry September 26, 2008

Whitelisted 

The state of absolute Liberal banishment which befalls public figures who, in an unfortunate moment of honesty, let slip or proudly proclaim their core racism.

“We need a chick Drummer.”

“That Hillary Jones is pretty bad ass.”

“Dude, she’s completely whitelisted. Have you not seen her career-ending Facebook Post?”

Whitelisted by Hollywood Red June 6, 2020