J-DAWG's definitions

fagobbler

an eight inch clitoris that goes fagobble gobble in the wind

fagobble gobble went the clitoris as martina rode her bike

by J-dawg June 2, 2003

the brain

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

by J-dawg January 1, 2005

spongonbadoo

an exclamation, to express excitement or anticipation about an upcoming event.

we gettin crunk tonight? spongonbadooooo!!

by j-dawg November 9, 2004

potwacot

Abrv.
'Poos on toast with a cherry on top'
This term was founded by the famous russion communist, Vadim Pavlov.

"Hey Jared, You want some of my Potwacot? The Poo came straight from my towels that the robbers left when they broke into my house."

"Uhh.. I'll pass dude."

by J-Dawg March 23, 2005

shitter hitter

When a guy has a fetish to nail chicks in shitter stalls.

Scary Taves is a serious shitter hitter!

by J-Dawg April 7, 2005

wustl

Abbreviation for Washington University in St. Louis, 9th ranked school in the country. Nobody has heard of it.

-Yo, wustl fuckin' waitlisted me, man.
-It's because you say "yo". And you don't pop your collar.

by j-dawg April 19, 2004

zeppy

When something would be really cool if it actually worked -- but it doesn't.

Man this program is really really zeppy

by J-dawg May 13, 2005