j e walker's definitions

darkie

1. a fond name for persons of the African genotype;
2. A bowell movement (uk-regional).

" The 'appy darkie went to the loo and choaked off a darkie."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

crepe hanger

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

by J E Walker May 12, 2003

Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

robocock

1. Penis equipped with squeeze bulb and implant for manual erection;
2. a vibrating dildo.

"So she pulled a pink,irridescent robocock out of her purse."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

chihuahua

1. a State in Mexico
2. A small,nervous short haired dog that resembles a rodent.
3. An exclaimation " Aye! Chihuahua! Karamba!"

" The old skank sat on the sofa smoking cigarettes while her chihuahua hid underneath and growled."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

obliviation (ism);(ist)

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.

Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

wog

Worthy Oriental Gentleman

All Personel, South East Asia Theater of War:

Upon receipt and thereafter, you will cease refering to our allies as slopes, gooks, slants and yellow bastards and afford them the respect due to the worthy oriental gentlemen that they are.
Viscount Robert Mountbatten
Commanding General South East Asia

by J E Walker May 2, 2003