j e walker's definitions

Sail Cat

A cat that has been run over so many time, you can pick him up and sail him like a frizbee.

" Yesterday a highway pizza, today a sail cat."

by J E Walker April 25, 2003

mormons

Latter Day Saints

" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain

by J E Walker June 15, 2003

Prosacula

contraction of " Prosac" and "Dracula" -a nickname for office trouble maker who happens to be taking prosac for mental illness

"Better shut your office door. Prosacula's on a rampage today."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

microgivashit

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.

"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."

by j e walker April 27, 2003

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 4, 2003

pig latin

Juvenal cypher language formed by moving the first letter or sound of a word and appending it to the end.

"Ooday and Cusay are edday. Ilkayed enway eirthay assday(irregular) asway otshay offday(irregular)
(Ooday and Cusay are dead killed when their ass(s) were shot off.}

by J E Walker July 29, 2003

star fucker

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.

" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."

by j e walker April 27, 2003