j's definitions

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 12, 2003

sexual frustration

when a lack of sex or sexual activities with the other gender leads to a overall bad mood and a dip in social skills. usually long periods of sleep are common

after she broke up with him, he suffered from severe sexual frustration

by J October 28, 2004

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

Pendejo

slang, commonly used by Mexicans and Chicanos......asshole

Chinga tu madre pinche pocho pendeho

by J October 23, 2003

Richa

Fucking awesome, cool, deck. Richa was originally the name of this girl from Norway/India/Philipines/etc. Due to her coolness, Richa is now used primarily as an adjective similar to "great".

That movie was so Richa.
Whoa, that weed was pretty Richa!

by J March 25, 2005

squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004

Cuban Prisoner

A sexual position when the male is receiving felatio and the male ties the female's hair around the back of hsi buttocks

Yo man, that fat chick loves playing Cuban Prisoner

by J May 7, 2004