j's definitions

Tom DeLay

Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.

Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.

Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.

by J April 21, 2005

St Mary's

Private school in Winnipeg.Mb.Can
open sens 1889

i attend St-Mary's Academy

by j April 3, 2005

biggo

Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.

"Hey look, it's a Biggo." "Come here bitch!" *whistle* *toss stick*

by J December 15, 2004

narjar

A bloke that ditches his mates for his evil girlfriend.
This wanker prefers dates over mates and hoes over bro's.

Moffat is a rectal narjar.

by j August 10, 2004

nivinableful

a combination of nice forgivin unbeleivable beatiful

you are so a nivinableful

by j March 26, 2005

Shitter

A word one utters right before you blow some twat (or twats) into the next world. Best used when disposing of political enemies or exacting vengeance on some fucktard who has denigrates your line of work.

From the unnecessarily violent comic strip "Peanut".

Spodsie: "You cunts better start looking for a proper job! HAHAHAHA!"

Dave: "Shitter!" (Bang!-Bang!-Bang!)

by J March 9, 2005

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005