j's definitions

Artur

The Head guy!

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger

by J November 18, 2003

CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.

going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.

by J January 21, 2004

boo fatty lumkins

The name given to fine ass cheeba

hey dude, you got any of that boo fatty lumkins, 'tis hurta shit

by j January 12, 2005

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

Incest

Why so many Democrats are just plain ugly.

The entire Baldwin family.

by J March 22, 2005

chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log

holy fucking shit look at that chipmunk

by j March 28, 2005

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005