CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.

going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.

by J January 21, 2004

chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log

holy fucking shit look at that chipmunk

by j March 29, 2005

get that shit

Usually a phrase a man/woman uses talkin to a friend about someone they want to have sex with.

Man 1: Man, Niecy been lookin fine lately. She wants to chill sometime.
Man 2: Dawg, you better get that shit.

by J December 18, 2004

The Burn

A loyal member to the original Boge Crew II. Co-founder of the Ghost Hunter Weekly Magazine and The Treasure Hunting Club. It is very possible that someday he will become the President of the United States of America.

"The Burn! He's so hot right now!"

by J February 25, 2005

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j February 24, 2005

Kagura

One of several detachments of the sinister Naraku, this very very good looking woman controls wind, loathing her master, she wishes to kill him to become free.

Perhaps one day when Naraku is destroyed, Kagura will persue a better life.

by J August 31, 2003

whippit

releasing NO2 from a cannister into a balloon and inhaling it. The effect is temporary, lasting only about one minute, and is harmless. (NO2 is used by dentists regularly during painful operations)

Let's do a whippit.

by J November 27, 2003