j's definitions

crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind

Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!

by J January 31, 2005

Osirus

An alternative rock band out of Houston, TX

I saw Osirus last night and they rocked!

by J April 5, 2004

Lutka

family who could beat up anyone with one punch

j hit ryan in the face and knocked him out with one punch

by j October 9, 2003

jumentous

smelling like or of donkey urine. look it up kids.

man, you smell jumentous today!

by J August 26, 2004

scumboid

Referring to person or persons (scumboids) who are common and or vulgar in nature. A scumboid can be spotted in numerous ways; clothing- will probably be track suit or over the top 'designer' clothing, will be dripping with 'gold' jewelry and accompanied by peroxide highlights- possibly with 80's perm in addition. You will notice the scumboid may bank with the TSB as they have been refused at other banking establishments. A potential scumboid will doubtless come from an estate (aka TSB Towers) and drive a clapped out Ford Escort with miss-matching coloured body panels.

'I tried a new pub last night and it was full of scumboids so I had to leave'.

by J June 23, 2003

Buick

For those who can't afford a Lexus or Cadillac...

Check out my LeSabre!

by J September 28, 2004

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005