Definitions by itichie_nocanpo

clam digger 

mans large cock with flat type head.....

vacation in long beach washington my girl pick up a BIG clam & said " Look at that clam digger "

( long beach washington is the longest beach in the world )

clam digger by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

sec 

Securities and Exchange Commission Lower than FEMA or FCC

whooped bunch of hooty jahoosin the sec doing nothing butt sucking the american tax payer while the stock market burns & ceo's screw investors. And Bush doesn't have a clue what sec does!

sec by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

fed burn

fed = largest bank in the world ( controls united states )

wow! I got a fed burn 17 times they jacked me up 5.25%. My arm went up soo much it got stuck in my friends behind.

Mr. burn man wants your money. " just keep on banking "

fed burn by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

magog 

biblical term for G8 countries ( russia 8th country of the G7 )

number one leader of magog voted to up the prime rate to 5.12%. Two years after the green man jack us down ( for 20 years 1987 to 2003) the burn-a-key man jacks us up.

magog by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

apb 

Air Pants Babe ( when girls let a silent stinky fart )

was eating beans & I know it wasnt me. So I said, honey you need an apb !! Oh Yah! she pulled my finger & I ripped of a big fart NOW YOU NEED AN APB!!
( eaten beans is fun at our house...)

apb by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

pair of dykes 

2 women tired of long shlong's -or- pair of wire cutters

Hay Joe: Get me a pair of dykes, Joe puts dykes on the bench. says " dude you don't ned a pair of dykes you need a pair of hoe's)"

California the whore best state west of missippi for ho's there are better states east of the missippi for straight leg or any kinda leg...

pair of dykes by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

core hog

software program takes up all ram space

Over the PA system at Mr. softie " now hear this all you core hog hogs c++ and http lingo guys log off now system going down in 5 min."

core hog by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006