juniper berries

like dingle berries only bigger

mexican hairless pulled her panties down, Wow nothing but juniper berries they awful stinky U could use them to fumigate big horse stables .

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

bbp

british brass pounder a key used in WW2 8 inches long

bbp men spent most of their time pounding pud on there arse while gi's were booming jerry's.

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

mexican sore throat

what mexicans get when crossing US border.

border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

mexican eggs

poor mans (huevos y habas) eggs & beans

I'm so poor must eat mexican eggs.. take flour dough press into ball ( put yellow food color on top) some beans + 2 strips of mexican bacon Ole'... mexican eggs AKA huevos y habas.

PS I eat mexican eggs in my mexican motel con mucho gusto!

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

searsucker

funky short pants worn california surfer dudes

oh dearee did U take my searsucker pants to clean?? Yess dear!!
U know I have rls can U go to sears & roll buck buy some more searsucker???

by itichie_nocanpo September 09, 2006

mexican backhoe

hombre using a scoop shovel

Senior swimming pool mucho work, I use mexican backhoe remove el pero poop from your yard! NO

Yo gringos call these scoop shovel real name tijuana mexican backhoe.

by itichie_nocanpo July 05, 2006

mexican tissue

mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox

gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.

New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006