bagf

shy girl ( Backwards About Going Forward )

UR a little bagf today, putin it to ya helps bagf girls soon U will be able to talk.

by itichie_nocanpo July 02, 2006

mexican mano

trabajo de la mano ( mexican hand job ) like a jippy lube only slower..

me madre her cabasa in my la tocador. I had a gringo playboy book.
She yelled " mexican mano get off the pot."
mucho trabajo mucho trabajo de la mano thats all you are good for....

by itichie_nocanpo November 03, 2006

Mexican Police Squad

police in Tijuana vistor's welcome squad ( U no city police)

Ask tijuana mexican for Mexican Police Squad, say mucho Tacate , ho ho ho es muy richie gringo, Pull up mexican shorts high steppen large si, si senior we find U Mexican Police Squad.

Sing " I'm in Tijuana jail who will go my bail "

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

milestone

project goal ( programmers in washington state make milestone )

Mr softie says, " you core hog hogs make ur milestone this week "?? Yo dude we have been pushing inchie peebles.

by itichie_nocanpo July 05, 2006

maser

microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.

CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.

by itichie_nocanpo July 01, 2006

knott head

something nice to say to a girl when your blood pressure is up!

when spooning my gal I said " knott head I love you ".

by itichie_nocanpo June 26, 2006

mofm

Original Liquid Laxative AKA ( Milk of magnesia )

yO dude, that girl of yours will always be virgin, her mom makes her take mofm on friday night!!!

chokein and pukein on blue bottle mofm next thing I know she's blowing her panties off, poop all over my car!!!

by itichie_nocanpo September 11, 2006